text mauling

When someone texts you barbs, cryptic remarks or questions so as to relentlessly wear you down to their point of view, or to twist your response to conform to their position or desired outcome; especially if there are many of them, received intermittently, over a period of time: a day or two.

It feels like you are being punched or jabbed, sometimes by surprise-- here they are again: bam!--when you thought it was done, over they're back with another comment.

I've been clear on my position, please stop text mauling me; I am not going to agree with you.

by Ireland Brown March 18, 2010

E-Texting

Emailing back and forth as if you were actually cool enough to have a phone and text!

Angelina: im e-texting Brad
Sarah: woo hoo your so cool

by E-Texting hater (get a phone!) May 11, 2010

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts

I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!

by Albu quirky December 31, 2017

text hunny

When two people are 'dating', but they only ever text each other. They tell everyone that they're together, but are never go out, talk or do anything together.

Often seen in younger kids that don't know what a relationship is, or just idiots.

Girl A: Jack and are really dating!
Girl B: No, he's just your text hunny

by Clyde the pac-man ghost March 08, 2016

Interrupting Text

When your having a text conversation with another person and your responding to what they sent and in mid-sentence, another text from the same person appears

James: "What are you gonna tell her?"
Alex: "hold on i'm txting it in-*txt message*- damn it she just sent me an Interrupting Text. Now how am I gonna respond?"

by Avatar: BP October 05, 2010

discord.gg/text

a discord community full of retards

bro discord.gg/text is full of retards

by rtxssa October 07, 2023