by urmomisthebomb.com<3 December 18, 2021

person 1: look its jackson ermstrong!
person 2: the susser?
person 1: yeah thats him
person 2: yeah hes really sus
person 2: the susser?
person 1: yeah thats him
person 2: yeah hes really sus
by gabeworldd February 7, 2022

When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal
Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.
by dirtyjacksonenthusiast December 29, 2024

by argone July 14, 2024

It is said, if there was a book written about his life , you could die from shock , he once said find out the one thing in life you don't do well, and then don’t do it …those who know him would say he truly is the most interesting man in the world.
by Flashlight April 26, 2023

He is a very calm and kind person. He treats every person equal. Every days when he is with you, you will feel safe and confortable. He is a very lovely person. He likes to play games. He is actually a introvert person. But when he is with the girl he like, he will become a shy and pretending to be a ignorant.
by Anna08 November 24, 2021

Jackson is an...interesting individual. Usually scared of MANY things. Now, he’s nice. He’ll do pretty much anything for you as long as it means that he won’t get punched in the face. He tall, kinda on the strong side, and more or less a nerd. He can say things like “sports? What’s that?”. He doesn’t like any type of sport that involves running or kicking a ball. He still is able to keep fit...vitamins. Wears glasses, has dark hair and eyes, and can most of the time be seen with a whole bottle of sun screen. He’ll say he hates the sun and the best thing for you to say to him is “the sun hates you too”. Does this make you a good person? Pfff...no. Will you have regrets? Of course not! You’ll both laugh it off and be best buds again. Jackson won’t drink...he just won’t do it. Unless of course he’s a “bad boi for life” then I suppose there’s the occasional drink. BUT we’re talking about the NERD Jackson...mr motorcycles and tattoos of his mom is going to have to wait. Anyways, Jackson’s are gentlemen. They’ll hold the door open for you and will do whatever they can to get you to notice them. If you’re friends with a Jackson, copy their homework when you have the chance...they’re always right (please don’t take advice from me...I’m a mistake of a potato). In the end, Jackson is a nerd. A caring, sensitive, good looking, nerd. But always know that Jackson will always have your back...if it means there’s no fighting.
Boy 1) oh hey look it’s jax! Let’s go talk to him...
Boy 2) I’m sure he’s a neanderthal
Jackson) Neanderthals were actually relatively smarter than Australopithecus or other cave men. They had a sense of community unlike others. This led up to homo sapiens (us) having a bigger sense of community and feelings for each other.
Boy 1 and 2) ...
Random potato) NERD
Boy 2) I’m sure he’s a neanderthal
Jackson) Neanderthals were actually relatively smarter than Australopithecus or other cave men. They had a sense of community unlike others. This led up to homo sapiens (us) having a bigger sense of community and feelings for each other.
Boy 1 and 2) ...
Random potato) NERD
by Dude29007 September 17, 2018
