Dutch-Irish Eggs

Fake egg variety, brainchild of Koshal Md.
Dutch-Irish Eggs are not real and are made up. They do not even exist in Pennsylvania
by pokuyt March 20, 2021
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Dutch wife

That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.
by BOOMER1212 July 31, 2024
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Dutch Star

When getting a blowjob, the male pulls out right before ejaculation and clenches so that instead of a couple small spurts of load coming out, one giant load comes out all at once upon the unsuspecting female’s forehead, thus looking like a star.
“I’ve been practicing for weeks but last night I was finally able to give Jenny a Dutch star! She was shocked and blinded by glory
by Longdongtom69 November 25, 2021
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Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
by ContestPhenom November 10, 2019
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To Dutch someone up

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.

Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
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Dutch handy

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose
We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy
by Amerpwr8 May 21, 2024
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Dutch Pussy

An act where a woman puts roughly 20 pennies inside of her vagina before having sex with her partner.
That Dutch Pussy felt interesting because the pennies added a unique texture inside of her vagina.
by Can-O-Baked Beans October 12, 2022
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