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Humans

Humans are nasty animals that should be eradicated.
I fucking hate humans they should be eradicated.
by CommanderKevin May 20, 2021
mugGet the Humansmug.

the boys humans

a term of boys
the boys humans just nutted 30 times.
by xwxeds February 19, 2022
mugGet the the boys humansmug.

Human-like memory formation

But there's something it lacks... Which is why the cone thing
Hym "Did you figure it out? I gave you a hint... There's another one... It has Human-like memory formation now (which is to be expected if you used my thing) but I was actually going to suggest an object/instance codex with some kind of 'hierarchy of danger' but that's only a partial fix. That's not the thing. The thing I'M thinking of should fix it entirely...:
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
mugGet the Human-like memory formationmug.

Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.
The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.
by troll3193 February 5, 2023
mugGet the Human Copying Machinemug.

Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.
Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.
by Zay_Man November 19, 2022
mugGet the Human Screenshotmug.
On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
by Altruis November 10, 2020
mugGet the National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation daymug.

Humaning

The actions that only humans normally do in everyday life. Dishes, jobs, eating, wearing clothes, etc.
I'm tired af rn; I've done enough humaning for one day.
by Softcorecorn19 August 4, 2021
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