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Ham

I would buy a crate of ham, but I can't.
by josherylemon February 20, 2024
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Ham

A slang term for cat, specifically one who is thicc and chonky.
Person 1: look at that thicc ass ham
Person 2: thats a cat?
Person 1: nah thats a HAM.
by ThatStupidLittleDevil May 22, 2020
mugGet the Hammug.

Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.
girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything
by Jimster February 19, 2019
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Lap Ham

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"
by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018
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Ham chizzit

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright
Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
mugGet the Ham chizzitmug.

ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains
man she had tasty ham certains
by pauky dounut October 24, 2008
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Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).
"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?
by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024
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