Ham

The best food ever invented by anyone ever

I would buy a crate of ham, but I can't.

by josherylemon February 20, 2024

Ham

A slang term for cat, specifically one who is thicc and chonky.

Person 1: look at that thicc ass ham
Person 2: thats a cat?
Person 1: nah thats a HAM.

by ThatStupidLittleDevil May 22, 2020

Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.

girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”

by Jimster February 19, 2019

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

Ham chizzit

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright

“Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”

by Living Woman May 21, 2022

ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains

man she had tasty ham certains

by pauky dounut October 24, 2008

Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).

"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?

by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024