Goose

A bastard that will break into your property, steal your shit and make you hammer your thumb

I’m so angry the goose stole my teacup
The goose chased my child into the phone booth

by ColdWintersSnow March 16, 2020

Goose Ass Bitch

someone who is, in fact, a goose ass bitch
(quinton is the ceo of goose ass bitch)

me: omfg you’re such a goose ass bitch
quinton: damn ight

by cerberux_ March 17, 2020

Goose

A goose is an asshole

I hate Mark, he's such a goose

by West_ May 7, 2020

Cookie Goose

Crocobearmoose's famous line in Fred 3: Camp Fred, having a secret meaning of Pineapple Mango Tango Thanksgiving Turkey Cranberry Roast Beef Flat Tire Queef On Command.

Woah she had a Cookie Goose pussy on her! it tasted like heaven.

by PMTTTCFTRBQOC May 22, 2020

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

silly goose

when someone is being silly

Astrid, you silly goose - random teacher I overheard in the hallway once

by wee.wee.man July 28, 2020

goose launcher

When a woman shoves a spherical object into her vagina or ass then cannon ball launches it into her significant others face

“Bro my teeth still hurt from that goose launcher becky shot at me last night”

by wooshoe August 6, 2020