sump god

Someone who can survive almost anything.

Bro did you see what Steve did he finished gallon of whiskey and an eight ball of coke like it was nothing he’s the fucking Sump God

by David James August 22, 2018

god plz no

when chica from fnaf 1 Xbox stays at your door for an hour and the next time you check your power

power: 2%

you: god plz no no nooooo

you: plz bonnie save me from this dum and ugly chicken

god plz no something you say when something bad happens to you

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

Wawa God

The Wawa God is the good boi of all doggos in the universe. This good boi punishes all bad boi's and brings gifts to the good boi's. The Wawa God shall not be disrespected ever.

Oh my the Wawa God has answered my prayers!!!

by iconic frog February 3, 2019

Almond God

A person who stands above everyone and does not seek pleasure of any woman or man

Mark doesn’t touch woman because he’s the Almond God

by Umadetypo May 12, 2021

Staunch God

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.

Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant

by MEEEEMES July 24, 2018

Skittles God

A rainbow found in Pennsylvania, that will willingly suck you off, especially on Fridays.

Jeff: Damn boi he thicc
Chonk: who ya talkin bout dere bud?
Jeff: That damn thicc ass Skittles God is who dere bud.

by BoLynch007 September 1, 2020

God cock

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube

Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really

by Brokebitch November 29, 2019