Krooked Face

Krooked face.

An engaged beast whose face is extremely asymmetrical. THis creature can mainly be found with Hatey Magee, living under a Bridge in Sardis. Krooked Face is highly susceptible to miak, which will cause serious melting and Meowing. she is highly intelligent often using words she herself doesnt understand. Such words include Hypocrite,ventriloquist, and Gizmo.

During the Mating process the Krooked Face will mumble incohernitly and scrunch up her face to appear much older than it is to attract Hatey Magee or more scientifically name GIL-Scott HATIN. Attracted to her calls Hatey pulls out its member and inserts it into her vagina which strongly resembles week old roast beef by appearence and smell. Often times it looks upset or uncomfortable but this is her usual face. Unfortunantly the mating process becomes meaningless because of the fact the Krooked Face is the only creature in the planet earth to get pregnant and for reasons unknown her body always rejects the offspring.It is said the only way to succesfully mate with one is to let her lay her eggs and leave the room so the male can fertilize them.

Krooked Face rarely comes out during the day this is to protect herself from her face from melting any further.

Fun FAct: Krooked Face was the true insperation for Fright Feast.
by Deadbeat May 19, 2009
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glazed face

released climaxation; when face is covered with, or a heavy load of with semen that smeared on face showing accomplishments or achievements of ejaculation
Judy boyfriend was laughing at her glazed face after their sexual encounter.
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mow faces

To pwn somone who is not agg in paintball. To shoot them in the face multiple times
Dude this gat mows faces

Jt mows faces on the field
by JT March 02, 2005
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Poochy Face

When a person is sad or feeling depressed, they have a sade face on
Take off that Poochy Face everything will be alright.
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face spank

To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.
She Wouldn't leave me alone so I Face Spanked her
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Brail Face

Someone who has so much acne and pimpils on there face that a blind man could run his fingers across it and make out words.
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Isaiah Face

1) The face that one makes when he/she knows he is fierce/the shit. A great example is the kissy/pucker face seen in a lot of female’s photos.

2) A face that one makes when he/she is being overly sarcastic (e.g. saying “Yeah right,” or “Uhhh hummm!”)
Example 1: Look at Melissica; she’s the only one in the picture with the Isaiah Face! You can’t tell her nothing!

Example 2a: Wait a minute, they voted YOU best looking? *Isaiah Face*

Example 2b:

Boyfriend: “Don’t worry about all of those texts and pictures I get, baby --- you’re the only one for me.

Girlfriend: *Isaiah Face*
by Ivyn Ken More June 01, 2011
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