Dump Neighbor

Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.

"Damn, how long were you in there?"

"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."

"Who's Mike?"

"He's my dump neighbor."

"oh..."

by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014

miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!

“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”

by smokindicks April 27, 2023

dragon dump

When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.

Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.

by RimskyRinny December 20, 2017

Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

by jbleezy April 12, 2015

Milk dump

The process of dumping milk on someones tray after he says something stupid.

Someone-*bad pun*

Friend next to person-That deserves a milk dump

by EzzE53 August 7, 2016

Blame Dumping

“I grew up the family’s blame dump, everybody’s mess got put on me.”

Nice Blame Dumping

by SSAsystemicscapegoatabuseowner August 6, 2025

hot tub dump

When you're taking a steaming hot bath and you step out to take a dump soaking wet then get back in the bath.

My wife took a hot tub dump last night.

by Grubby09 April 27, 2024