cum bread

any type of bread cake or pastry usually small containing semen in place of eggs for the ingredients and baked

id didnt have any eggs to bake my sweetheart valentines cupcake so i used my cum. so it became cum bread

by demonx69 January 30, 2009

She Cum

Used to describe when a female sees a male or " sexay bitch" ... she feels the male is so hot , she will blow her pants off with SHE CUM

I cant watch johnny depp movies, they make me She Cum

by Mooks&Pooks January 23, 2008

Cum Hammer

If you dont know what a dick is by now, you're in a lot of trouble.

I have a Cum Hammer.

I use my cum hammer to nail broads to matressess.

I alos have a Cum Hammer.

by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

cum bum

a person that likes to take it up the bum

Ashley is a cum bum.

by bumbumbum69 November 15, 2010

Cum Guzzler

A person (usually female) who eats massive quantities of semen, usually from several different men.

Ian loves it when many different men ejaculate in his mouth at the same time. He enjoys gargling the semen in his mouth and then swallowing it. Therefore, Ian is a cum guzzler.

by Ben Stoned May 29, 2008

Cum-Dumpster

Slut who loves different men's semen in her pussy all at once.

We all blasted in her pussy, God she's a Cum-Dumpster.

by Benny Hill May 1, 2006

cum dragon

1. a terrible whore who starts coughing up semen for no perticular reason.

2. a person who coughs up semen in such a magnitude, that it permanently ruins a special momment, atricle of clothing, film or television show.

Jack:"hey stacy."
Stacy:"yes, jack?"
Jack:"i wanna ask you, will you...."
(Stacy coughs up another mans semen)

Jack:"fucking cum dragon, get your stanky ass away from me"

by browniepoint October 9, 2009