closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 9, 2013

Clue-Line

The place where people are told to go when they have absolutely no fucking clue. (duh)

That's cute, but go stand in the clue-line, folks...

by gnice3d August 18, 2013

closebox

To close a window or a browser tab by clicking on the button to close it, in most cases a box-shaped button with an 'x' at the right corner of the window or tab.

This story was brainless, so I closeboxed it and read a better one.

by Abdul Hazred August 26, 2013

closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013

Closet Tosser

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.

Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?

Jenny: No! That's disgusting!

Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!

by J. Bloom May 13, 2014

closetive

Means a real quite ass bitch

That bitch is really closetive.

by Trox2142 June 27, 2014

closet cusser

Very sweet , shy, quiet individual, but behind closed doors has the dirtiest mouth in history.

Oh my gosh, Amanda is such a sweet girl, but I am sure she is a closet cusser.

by Strippin Zorro January 18, 2016