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Christian

Is a sex-god, or.. the sex god. You will be chocked that he’s so kind since he looks like the Viking Thor and also Sverrir Gudnasson and Mr Big, among others.

He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱
Christian? Thought he was an idiot… but you say he’s Christ? Like Jesus?
by Schön January 21, 2022
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Christian

A loser who is mixed race and should die a horrible death. He is a snake who records all discord conversations and sends them to his friend (who will not be named, but his name is Alex) in order to ruin the friend group permanently.
Ttren wants to rape Christians tight bussy as a worm
by jbumpus20 June 26, 2023
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Christian donato

Christian Donato is the best guy around. He overall is so caring, talented, and intelligent. He is the best friend anyone can have and an even better boyfriend. He’s a supportive teammate and a great classmate. He’s always worried about someone else instead of always about himself. He tries his best at everything he does and he is the best no matter what happens. He is so hot and sexy too. He has the best body ever and he is so beautiful. I love him more than anyone and anything. He’s my favorite person and my best friend forever.
Yo do you guys know Christian Donato? He’s the best guy around. I just love him.
by iamcuteandfunny October 30, 2023
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Christian

Christians are one of the most dirty minded ever but are overall the most sweet caring funny person in the world. Christians normally have brown hair and brown eyes. they love anime. they are very good at drawing and is also a hopeless romantic. this guy has had over 7 girlfriends already but what he dosnt know that the one he truely loves is right infront of him. so if you have a christian in your life hold on to him because at bad times he will always be there for you.
if you have a Christian in your life hold on to him
by mapmapmap January 21, 2022
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Champion Christian School

Absolute hell. A shitshow full of druggies racists and peril officers. Everyone there hates anyone of color and makes sure to ignore any real issues.
Champion Christian School is the worst place on Earth.
by FRB1GG1E November 20, 2021
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christian masters

a fgt with long hair and no swag and is often abused by a guy named noah
by asdfjohn May 28, 2014
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Christian Claps

A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.
OMG!!
IS THAT CHRISTIAN CLAPS!!
by BISS999 November 1, 2022
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