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Blue Balls 

Santa's 10th Reindeer. Originally slated to team with Rudolph on that foggy Christmas Eve, Blue Balls was too inebriated to make the trip. After his fall from grace, Blue Balls left the North Pole in ignominy. It is believed that Blue Balls now owns and operates a bar in Reykjavik, Iceland. Much celebrated by adult drinkers, Blue Balls costumes can often be seen at Halloween and Holiday Parties.
Blue Balls was a talented flyer, but his lack of restraint ended his North Pole career.
Blue Balls by Glennmeister December 9, 2008

Blue Hippo 

An extremely rare type of cannibas that is grown only out in the areas around California. Its a mixture of hydroplonic grown cannabis and cannibas known as "fire". The outcome of the mixture gives it a sort of blueish color and it is very strange to see. The pricing should be about 20 to 25 dollars a gram.
"Yo I got this blue hippo shit. Kept me ripped for hours."
Blue Hippo by Kevin David McDonald October 26, 2006

Blue snarf 

-too steal something from someone via bluetooth.
-also to listen in on someone elses conversation
"I hate people who blue snarf."
Blue snarf by G. P. January 2, 2007
Commonly Happens when newfags on Halo 3 run up into your face and throw a plasma grenade right onto your face, therefore hindering your vision of the game and knowing all too well that your fate is inevitable.
"That fucking newfag Gave me a blue afro"
Blue Afro by DLD12456789 August 14, 2008

Blue Holing

A sexual fetish act wherein a man intentionally becomes sexually frustrated to the extent of getting Blue Balls, and subsequently begins having sex with his partner while simultaneously inserting his aching blue balls into her anus.
Billy got so frustrated by Cindy that when she finally gave in to his advances, He went Blue holing.
Blue Holing by The Blue Holer April 23, 2009

Blue Lungs 

The physical sensation when one is about to yawn, but is cut short before the yawn is completed. This feeling can be likened to the frustration felt by "blue balls" and is usually followed by a second forced yawn.
Boy #1: *opens mouth wide*

Dammit, I didn't actually yawn.

Boy #2: You better yawn now or you'll have a mean case of blue lungs.
Blue Lungs by Tea Oh Em August 24, 2009