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Texas Birthday

One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee
Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.
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Ruby Birthday

Ruby: OMG look its 5:13, Its my Ruby Birthday

Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that

Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you
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Colorado Birthday

(This concept was originated in Colorado and debuted in Chicago)

As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.

Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
My special lady, Betty, got the quiverjibbles after I laid a perfect Colorado Birthday surprise on her!
by horsetrough hank November 21, 2024
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