sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

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sam vanderhoeven

Tha dirtiest FLO (aka the mullet of a life time)

"Damn bro did you see that Sam Vanderhoeven!"
"Yea that was dirty af"

by King Bash March 6, 2017

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sam the bam

samuel sam sam ham

sam the bam is so funny

by samthebamofficial June 26, 2021

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Sam and nelson

The gayest boys you will ever meet. They like to sleep and touch each other. They say there just "keeping each other company" but anyone that is not deaf knows what their doing. Get wrecked nelson and sam

Liam: see that gay couple over there?
Ian:yeah
Liam:there total Sam and nelsons

by Sam and nelson November 2, 2019

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The Sam buckley

A term used for when you stick you penis in an electrical socket then put the imprint On a slice of bread

I pulled the sam buckley this morning on my breakfast

by Connor froude October 3, 2025

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Sam E

Adopted, dumb and thinks everyone likes him but he is a full on shit. He is secretly a girl but goes as non bionary. He has a huge fat crush on Jenna r.

Imaging having to be friends with a Sam E

by anonymous October 31, 2020

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