Tommy Turtle

this guy fucks on god he does

Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.

by notcoltonongod January 27, 2022

Turtling Out

When you have talked to the other partner in a long distance relationship so long on your cell phone that your battery dies mid conversation

"Diana's on the phone with Joe for so long that she keeps turtling out on the car ride home from work everyday."

by phillygirl74 December 21, 2008

sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.

God damnit she has a sea turtle ass

by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021

Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

by knee swinger April 24, 2022

hunting turtle

A robot monster with four legs and a shell and it looks like a turtle but it's not... I learned

Dude I found a strange turtle

That's a hunting turtle... Run

by liner April 5, 2015

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.

She wanted to play turtle tennis last night!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016