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Jacob lore

Random true stories that your friend named Jacob tells you
Holy shit Spencer, new Jacob lore dropped
by Jt3p0 January 12, 2024
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Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.
'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"
by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019
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Jacob

person1: hey it's jacob!!
person2: yea he's pretty sexually attractive and exciting.
by moki-and-dewi November 23, 2021
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Jacob Diedrich

my very hot really sexy crush who is really weird but really funny and has very hairy legs.. but them armpits are even worse
Jacob Diedrich is mine and i wish a bitch aka mak would try to touch him thats when i start whooping some peoples assess.
by shawnte's dictionary January 30, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is the most amazing and handsome guy you'll ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Just looking at this guy will make you wanna kiss him due to his perfect lips. If you’re lucky enough to be his girl, he’ll be incredibly loyal to you and will not let another girl even look in his direction. Sometimes he’s kinda retarded. You will never fail to get a good conversation out of him and get the best advice you’ve ever heard. Every girl wants a Jacob, and maybe they should get one. (But not mine). He’s great at basketball but won’t let anyone tell him. Did i mention he has a big dick? You cant walk around with him anywhere or else he’ll knock everything over with that long sword. He never fails to make you feel better either. He’s the perfect friend, and especially the perfect boyfriend. And you can always count on him.
Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”

Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”

I love jacob😍
by uhhhhidk.. December 9, 2023
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Jacob

Very mad man and is cool. But when he’s mad, don’t go around him.
The mad man Jacob is at the hospital.
by Nduck270 November 27, 2021
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jacob

jacob! look, he is so adorable
by NN0BB0DDY May 15, 2021
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