Dumped

To unceremoniously break up with someone.

Bob: So whatever happened to Charlie?
Alice: I dumped him.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

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Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportions.

Jared designed a new jetliner to outcompete Boeing in his post dump clarity after blowing up an airport bathroom with his feces

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

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The Ocean Dump

This refers to what they did with Osama's body so no one could ever prove they lied.

Dude, just think about it. The ocean dump proves they lied.

by RandomP June 20, 2011

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Hide The Dump

A game in which players hide pieces of shit in amusing places.

Dude we played Hide The Dump at the hotel last night, we stuck pieces of shit between the glass and prints in the paintings on the wall.

by dump December 17, 2012

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a) an insulting expression to describe a person, meaning " haha, you found your clothes at the local garbage dump"

b) (noun): an offensive term for a person who did find their clothes at the local dump

N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the insulting party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.

Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma November 9, 2012

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