University of Oregon 

Flagship university of Oregon. Liberal arts college that spends most of its money on sports, but does have good programs in business, biology, psychology, and other majors. Lots of rapes occur here, particularly at fraternities. Also home to some of the rudest people in Oregon, although there are a few good souls.

Signed,
A UO Student

"What school are you going to?"
"University of Oregon, majoring in journalism."
"God help your soul"

University of Oregon by strand1508 June 6, 2014

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Yeah, uh, Mount Saint Mary's has its ups and downs, but in the long run it kicks more ass then most other schools I've ever been to. So come here, have fun and wake up and do it all again.

water pong kicks ass

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by me April 22, 2005

University of Florida 

A university in Gainesville, Florida that is a cesspit. The people are rude, obnoxious and above all else, uncivilized. The students, fans and alumni all have a sense of entitlement due to their purchasing of great players, coaches and equipment from the profits of their one true success, Gatorade. Without that beverage, U of F would be on par with the University of Vanderbilt. The University also has the worst dressed fans and students in the nation.

Dude 1: That guy has a gelled, highlighted mullet, jean shorts(jorts) and a wife-beater with dip stains.

Dude 2: Yeah, he is president of his fraternity at the University of Florida.

University of Florida by Gator Hater April 5, 2011

University of Michigan 

Essentially the preppy assholes of the Big Ten, they have some of the laziest and most uninspired fans in all of college sports. One gets the sense that there would be no such thing as a Michigan fan if the state of Michigan wasn't so intensely boring. Their football stadium is atrocious, and literally stinks.

"But.. but.. but we've won 11, I mean 13, I mean 16 national championships!! By our count, anyways."

University of Michigan by Truf spitter. March 13, 2005

Stanford University 

An evil bastion of California conservatism. Condoleezza Rice used to teach Political Science there.

Their art museum is quite nice though.

"It took me FOREVER to find parking at Stanford University!"

Stanford University by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

University of Florida 

4 year university found in the sticks and swamps of Florida in which the students pride themselves on believing they are of Ivy League Status. However, rather than retrieving their heads from their anuses and realizing that both they and Florida State University are Public schools in Florida, they will continue celebrating their recent 2004 win against FSU because it was the first in 18 years (older than any Freshman or Sophomore to remember).

"I go to UF and I think my degree is equal to that of someone who graduated from Oxford University."

University of Florida by gatorhater February 6, 2005

University of Utah 

Utah's first institute of higher learning. Utahns that choose the U of U over lesser schools in the state tend to display the ability to think for themselves and function outside of the State of Utah.

"I could have gone to BYU to get a degree but I choose instead to go to the University of Utah to get an education."

University of Utah by Bill Krause July 24, 2008