uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021

Uncle Kyla

A term used to describe a girl who gets really fucked up/forgets who to act around being rizzed up nicely kinda like this emoji🥴

Bro she unlce kylaring when he was talking to her its actually so brezzy
Remember dont uncle kyla

by anonymous February 16, 2023

Uncle Tony

A derogatory term for a member of the LGBTQ (usually a gay man) who is considered to be subservient to heterosexuals implying that they ate sellouts to their own people. The LGBTQ equivalent of an Uncle Tom in Black community. This term is inspired by ultra-MAGA comedian Tony Hitchcliffe.

Hey did you hear Bruce is in favor of the Supreme Court making same sex marriage a state's decision not a federal one protected by the constitution?

For real why I thought he was openly gay?

Yeah true, but apparently he's a real UNCLE TONY.

by 69HARAMBE69 March 6, 2025

Ur uncle bisexual

Roast: worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*

by Bosaboy51 May 10, 2018

Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 April 4, 2016

Uncle James

James Hatfield from Metallica

‘Uncle James played nothing else matters at the Concert last night, I wonder if he’s going to play master of puppets during his next show!’

by UncleJamesBestFriend April 23, 2019

Uncle Ronnie

A Friend who pays child support works a lot has a child with an ex wife that sleeps around with other men and goes on weird spur of the moment trips with his brother Joe

Man uncle ronnie did it this time when he met that girl

by Jmj0313 January 26, 2024