Arizona State University

ASU is where rich, retarded kids go to school

John: "I got into Arizona State University."

Bill: "I mean your a rich retard John so no shit."

by EatShitAndDie March 12, 2019

eastern oregon university

A place that wants to be a university desperately but fails at every level. Set in a town far far away where everything closes and nothing is open. This place will do anything to lure you there. The weekends seem like a scene from 28 days later. People like football and Trump. If the taco bell (10 minutes away) wasn`t open sometimes, people will start killing each other.

I can`t remember if I was walking around Eastern Oregon University or watching the shining. I should`ve pinched myself.

by elviaje26 November 26, 2016

Universal Orlando Resort

(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.

Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.

by MrWonka November 7, 2020

The centre of the finite universe

The single point (singularity), in the infinite empty dark void, 'Chaos' from which came The Big Bang; also whence the finite universe (a hyper-massive galaxy cluster, in Chaos) was born and spread.

'Some say that The Big Bang created a blackhole at the centre of the finite universe, which all the galaxies inside it orbit.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 11, 2022

Delaware State University

The most underrated HBCU in the country in a dry state. DSU is a campus full of beautiful women and some GROWN DAMN MEN that are serious about their future. And not to mention our Aviation program is one of the many hidden gems along with the college of business... don’t sleep on this giant of a school.

STATE !

Delaware State University is litty and they be having the whole state come down for homecoming .

by Unknown10009 March 6, 2021

Oh my Universe!

This is an alternate to "Oh my God!" for agnostic and atheistic folks. The acronym is omu or OMU.

Oh my Universe! Did you hear what happened yesterday?

This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?

This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.

by LingDanc803 September 9, 2023

Ferris State University

Stop calling us a party school it's dead on the weekends unless you're in a frat (and even then only PIKE is the only one where people get wonky sloshed). At least we're not Central. We're good at any sport that has a stick in it (hockey/golf) and also football. It snows a lot but at least you know when it's coming. Great professors who know how to teach and know how to prepare you for tests. Overall it's a good university for what you're paying and it's pretty easy to get in (not as easy as GVSU, Oakland, or SVSU but north of 80 percent nonetheless). People who go to school here care a whole lot more about it than at a metropolitan area university in this state.

Person 1: Ferris State University is the worst school in Michigan!
Person 2: You just say that cuz you go to Central and you want to feel less stupid than me. GO DAWGS!

by HouCou2003 October 31, 2022