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the little shits that pollute the water and eat the straws. people then say its our fault cause we made the straws but its actually the turtle's fault they just need to get smart and stop being mean to the poor straws
yo i just force fed a turtle a straw
by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020
mugGet the turtlemug.

Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.
"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."
by Gropium June 10, 2025
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Turtle

A water dwelling creature with a hard outer shell.
Save the turtles!
God, turtles turn me on!
Shove that turtle up my ass!
by oNoIoGoGoEoR June 5, 2023
mugGet the Turtlemug.

TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020
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Ass Turtle

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"
by Dosoboi October 12, 2019
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Turtle Net

Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.
by PuyatLord June 11, 2014
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chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate
I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle
by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016
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