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Johning Around

When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.
What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"
by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020
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John Gork

If given the term "John Gork" at random, without any prior context or specific meaning associated with it, I can provide a general interpretation or definition based on the individual components of the name:

"John" is a common masculine given name, derived from the Hebrew name "Yochanan," meaning "God is gracious." It is widely used in English-speaking countries.

"Gork" is a surname that does not have a commonly known or specific meaning in the English language. It could be a personal or family name with various origins or cultural associations.

Therefore, in the absence of additional information, "John Gork" could be interpreted as a fictional character name, an individual's name, or a combination of two ordinary names. Without specific context or details, it is challenging to provide a more precise definition or meaning for "John Gork" beyond the general understanding of the given components.
by mepisstoe June 28, 2023
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sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.
She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.
by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018
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John D'Auria

John D'Auria has one of the worst accounts on Twitter. He has a weird crush on Adam Cole and usually tweets about hiim daily. He also loves Pat McAfee and watches The Pat McAfee show every morning,
John D'Auria and Pat McAfee are relatable
by Randomlyly May 20, 2021
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John Reeves

an individual who overuses and abuses certain words and actions, usually ending up as an annoyance and otherwise believing that his action was indeed acceptable
Person 1: dude i just scored tickets to the Devils Game
Person 2: swag
Person 1: even better, they're box seats
Person 2: double swag
Person 3: Dude stop being a John Reeves
Person 2: sorry man, no swag
Person 1: total John Reeves man
by Zeus Bobby Tawn January 7, 2012
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john chapman

by God of fuck gods March 10, 2017
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John Devoe

Touching kids in an un-kind manner, often agressively.
Did you just John Devoe that kid?

Ew! No!
by Nicedude44 October 16, 2020
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