talk with my ginny

Slang for eating out a woman.

Are you able to talk with my Ginny tonight?

by Cabooseistheman October 20, 2006

shit talking shit

poop trash-talking other poop

"You are one stinky shit."
"You stink way more than I do."

"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."

(shit talking shit)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

goat talk

When you have a passion for goats and talk about them all the time.

Girl 1: "Damn boi, did you hear about that goat that jumped over 3 dogs?"
Boy 1: "Yeah I did. #goat talk"

by Clarcus June 24, 2018

real stick talk

Sex.

Yo i had my girl bussin all night i gave her that real stick talk.

by Bandit 0069 June 9, 2017

talking points memo

Quasi-pro political 'blog' website that presents left-center prespective without the shrill narrative of the loonies.

Has a sister website called 'TPMmuckraker' that consistently seems to scoop a lot of the juciest political gossip.

I tried to read Daily Kos, but was totally turned off by how totally out-there all the writers are. Later, I found Talking Points Memo and felt a lot more at ease and realized that I'd finally found a source of information that isn't controlled by the government and isn't run by UFO-chasers. Finally!

by Gloria Butterworth October 24, 2006

Magical Talking Tree

A dark humor joke which tells the story of a certain organism(Human, Insect, Reptile) going through a depression or sadness. On a journey, this organism meets a tree, which has the ability to speak and grant wishes, who asks the organism what is troubling them just seconds before the story twists and kills the organism in a fitting/non-fitting way.

There once was a lonely T-Rex walking through a magical forest. "How could my day be any worse?" says the T-Rex. He then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my friend?" The T-Rex looks up and is hit by an asteroid. The end.

There once was a sad, bald girl sitting on her hospital bed. "How could my life be any worse?" Says the girl. She then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my child?" The little girl looks at the tree and is beaten by her father. The end.

by Prepare Thy Anoos May 2, 2014

Penis pep talk

The speech one gives directly before the sex is over to encourage his/her sexual partner to ejaculate

Guy 1: so what happened with her last night?
Guy 2: it was amazing. She gave me a penis pep talk and everything.

by Woweeh May 21, 2014