Road Blumpkin

When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.

I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!

by Broken teapot June 11, 2021

All roads lead to Rome

(typically whenever someone makes art) any path that someone takes will lead to rule34

Person 1: i made cool art
Person 2: all roads lead to rome

by slimveil August 12, 2025

Road

Something that handles a lot of traffic, whether it gets difficult or not.

You're not the next generation, you're the same generation, except you're the part of it that holds nothing sacred. Nobody paved the way for you to walk all over, which is why you can still get eaned up from the road you're trying to walk all over if you keep trying to.

by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021

Russian road-head

Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.

by Slayerwolf359 June 5, 2021

road of happiness

The strip of hair that connects your belly button to the package of happiness...

Wow David, your road of happiness is so narrow!

by GebNa April 1, 2017

road wrath

A stage beyond road rage on the road. Road wrath is where you lose all sense in the brain and drive want to kill everyone on the road(including the drivers self) out of being a mentally ill retarded man-child that thinks he/she never has enough so they must destroy everything in their pathway. These drivers typically drive well maintained and close to the current year to date's generation of cars.

Road Wrath is the final stage in an incompetents driver's mind that makes them 100% and kamikaze everything in their general direction. If ever encountered by a person that has resorted to road wrath, find the nearest way out in order to stay safe.

by superbipolar420 January 5, 2017

Road Deuce

A poop taken outside of the home and under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even boosted in frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel.

The food and partying was great but the frequent Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 27, 2022