Spreadie

(Business casual) An excel spreadsheet

Hey I didn't get that spreadie we talked about last night.

by BiznessBaba March 29, 2023

spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events

Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?

by vdw17 April 14, 2023

Screaming rabbit

Doing a lady from behind pulling out and ramming your Dick up her ass, while lunching her forward while simultaneously punching her in the kidneys.

I really gave Cindy a screaming rabbit last night

by Ry of the guy April 17, 2023

screamathon

Watching all the scream movies

"We should have a screamathon!"
"Yes!"

by elliesmelly123 April 23, 2023

spread thread

To spread thread means to pull aside one's thong in order to provide access.

"You remember Tiffany from the club last night? She spread thread for me in the bathroom, bruh!"

by _toasterboy_ April 23, 2023

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

Screamturd

Someone who abuses you and screams at your face.

Shellington and Pearl keeps abusing and screaming at everyone else’s face, they’re Screamturds.

by jillybeanapril May 10, 2023