September

September is, factually, the best of the 12 months in a gregorian calendar.
The month of September is known to be the best and most radical month, because in the same span of 30 days, people try to make the best out of the last days of summer (The Area 51 raid is an example) and know new people or have fun again with their pals at school without worrying about grades.

This september is going to be epic.

by Stylianius1 May 22, 2020

September 2nd

September 2nd is the day we’re anyone called Joey, Micheal, will, Alfie or Ayyan have to be nice to Thomas and realises how good of a friend he is because he still sticks with you shit heads

On September 2nd you have to be nice to Thomas

by Real Irish Potato August 31, 2020

September 1

September 1 otherwise known as National get fucked by a futa day is a national holiday somewhere

Man it’s September 1 can’t believe I have to get fucked today

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

September

Just don't simp and you will be fine

P1: Bro why are you simping? You know it's No simp September.
P2: Fuck man I forgot. I hope you and the boy's will let me back in?

by :L e August 31, 2020

September 1st

NATIONAL MUSICAL.LY DAYYY!!

AYO! It’s September 1st you know what that means right?
TIME TO MAKE MUSICAL.LYS

by Hdhshsnsksksmsbshsh September 1, 2020

September 11th

September 11th is national Shut up Louka day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Louka tells said person to shut up.

"Shut up Louka!"
"No hate, it's just National Shut up Louka day. Because its september 11th."

by ThomasM1982 September 1, 2020

Septemper

No simp septemper

Friend 1: i Got a date this friday...
Friend 2: were are you going?
Friend 1: to see her favorite movie....
All the boys: nooo its No simp septemper

by Goddmorning September 2, 2020