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Sam Altman

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Hym "UH OH! THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AI FROM MY SHITTY POSTS HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY HIS SISTER OF BEING A SISTER MOLESTER! IS SAM ALTMAN A SISTER MOLESTER! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHA! Not the molestation part but the fact that I'm in a black mirror-esque Truman show and YOU ARE LETTING AND ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER STEAL MY SHIT! YOU'RE LETTING THE JEWS STEAL IT AND COMMIT A GENOCIDE! OH MY GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO TRASH AT THE GAME! GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRASH! I haven't done anyone the shit you motherfuckers are doing out there dog! 'Threatening' your kids isn't worse. It doesn't even affect you or your kids! But Sam Altman is allegedly like the Mythbusters guy! He's the 'Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' (Allegedly) Hahahahahahaha! Wooooow you motherfuckers are garbo! Absolutely garbage! You are trying to stop me from being elevated witha totally disregard for who gets elevated in my stead! And look how it's working for you! You're not doing it because I'm WORSE! Better than HIM! Better that YOU! Suchir Balaji and I are the only people who can say they tried to stop 'The Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' Can you!? No! You suck! Why can you niggas not accept that you suck!? You're so fuckimg stupid! 'But we can still fucking stop you from-' IT DON'T MATTER DAWG! YOU'RE STILL TRASH!"
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Sam Heintz

Did you see that rustle in the bushes? That was sam heintz
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Sam The Cat

A cat meant to live with at least 5 children; minimum 2 dogs and a horse
To qualify for Sam the Cat, you must first have 5 kids.
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Sam

Sam. A person who you just Cant live without. He truly Love all his friends and family with all his heart. Sam is someone who sticks Around, at ur worst and best Days. Sam is the absolute best boyfriend you Will ever find, with all his Love, you'll not need anything else IF you ever find yourself a Sam that loves you, you couldt ask for more.
I wish i'd find myself A Sam...
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Sam Lent-Darcy

You look like a Sam Lent-Darcy
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Olivia Sam

She is so funny, honest, down to earth , and just an amazing helpful person to have by your side. She is not just some girl or any ordinary person, she’s OLIVIA FUCKING SAM! “I’m super straight forward
She is down to earth , And just like beautiful but also such a wonderful person to have in your life. If you have an “ Olivia Sam” don’t lose her.
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Sam

Sam: To be the most incredible person in the world and to reign over of those smaller than he
Boy: WOW! That man is so Sam. It's like the Gods sent him from the heavens
Girl: ...
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