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twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.
Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.
by moose5000 September 30, 2012
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Rasta Shafts

"Chris I love your rasta shafts!"
"Nice one...glad you like em...now for a fat spliff!"
by lardy91 February 4, 2015
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rusty shaft

A penis with a slight glazing of feaces on after anal intercourse
I fucked her in the ass but now I have a rusty shaft
by No T in Racism March 1, 2015
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whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach
by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016
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Whaft shaft

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"
by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016
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Inner Shaft

The part of a man's penis that is hidden from view either under the pubic mound or above the testicles. The inner shaft is not seen but is felt during intercourse.
Kianna: "My God has it gotten bigger?

Joe: "Nah baby that's just the inner shaft. It'll sneak up on ya!"
by elpolorico January 20, 2016
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Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head
"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."
by John-0-notelb October 10, 2016
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