Russian Teacup

noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.

adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.

verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.
1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..

Guy 2: That's what she said!

Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.

2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...

-silence-

Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...

Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.
by Stooojj May 03, 2013
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Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry
I would love some Russian ear wax slushy
by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 13, 2021
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Russian Pinterest

A dark side of Pinterest where words like 'Анерексия эстетика' and 'Анарексия эстетика' come up. Essentially, it's the ED side of Pinterest, and can be triggering.
Person1: I was on Russian Pinterest last night
Person2: What's Russian Pinterest?
Person1: Oh, it's just a side of Pinterest I'm on that's in Russian. It's got a lot of ballet bodies on it
by aussietimtam May 28, 2022
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Russian HandStand

When some one sits on a bottle of vodka and does a hand stand in an attempt to get drunk faster than they would by drinking it.
I heard Chad did a Russian Handstand last night at the party!
by Big_Dictionary October 13, 2022
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Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

Vodka
Water
Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later
by SammyHammy May 26, 2023
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Russian Finish

When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.
Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.
by jinlongan February 25, 2024
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Russian podcast

A scenario where you queue into a cs:go match and you only hear some random russians screaming in russian.
"Oh fuck we have a Russian podcast we're going to lose
by water:/ March 05, 2024
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