Rocket Science

What you should say to someone that fried their braincells.

Person 1: damn. I wonder how to turn on the stove.
Person 2: dumbass.. this ain’t Rocket Science
Person 1: stfu

by ykifw808 June 2, 2021

Comedy Rocket

A drawing of a penis school kids draw on the back of dirty vans and tables

Person A: “Oh that van is dirty”

Person B: “And someone’s drawn a comedy rocket with their finger on it”

by welcome_to_piffington December 5, 2020

Rocket Racing

The best fortnite mode that Fortnite killed

People pretend to like it

Timmy: "Rocket Racing is the best mode!"

Me: It sure is. It sure is

by Shawarma muncher June 26, 2025

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

Rockets

Blunts that have been rolled with half turtle and half tobacco

Those rockets last night gave me a head rush man
Dude we’re almost at the party, and you only just realized you forgot the rockets??

by mad.child October 23, 2018

snot rocket

see country kleenex

They spit on the ground when they see me and I send them a snot rocket right back.

by Telmea Story May 13, 2023

Bottle Rockets

When you lay sideways, and you shit with such force the poop fires out like a bottle rocket.

Bottle rockets: Last night my girl had them taco bell, and I watched her bottle rocket one out of her ass

by DipSwingle May 26, 2025