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Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.

Purple Tip 

When you fuck a girl really fucking hard all night because you had to much to drink and now you're seduced easily and when you're fucking her both of y'all turn in the opposite direction like a drill and a screw then you fall asleep and when you wake up your dick is Bearly hanging on and it's all twisted with a purple tip .
Dad ; damn my dick hurts

Son ; why did I hear the bed move around a lot last night , it sounded like you were drilling something

Dad ; I was drilling your mom and now I have a purple tip
Purple Tip by AlexBigDick June 15, 2016

purple wanker

a purple wanker is the only of its kind. it likes to get naked and paint itself purple and run out in public and scream LOOK IM A PURPLE WANKER
look at that guy over there i bet he is a purple wanker

Purple Tulips

A vaginal hickey.

Based off the assertion that a vagina has "two lips". Usually occurs after a champ performs oral for a record amount of time, or suction to the labia minora.
Bae got a Brazilian wax today, she's getting purple tulips tonight!
Purple Tulips by KD Darling July 8, 2016

Purple herpe 

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.
Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.
Purple herpe by Ressel August 6, 2016

Purple Violets 

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.
You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach
Purple Violets by ChiefPoof September 2, 2016