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Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.
"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"
by AIFF December 2, 2011
mugGet the Brazilian purple paint jobmug.

purple veined pleasure pole

this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.
a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.
by george lawford September 15, 2008
mugGet the purple veined pleasure polemug.
A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.
Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.
by Hex June 11, 2004
mugGet the purple headed yogurt slingermug.

purple shoelace

What a scrub thinks is hot shit but is actually kind of creepy and really gay. He/she will wear it on his/her shoes thinking it's a style but no one will like it and make fun of him/her for it. This can be made only gayer if it is worn on just one shoe. That is the epitome of gay.
Look at my purple shoelace guys I'm so cool.

Purple shoelaces are really fucking gay bro. You look like a tool and a half.
by shakeandbake12345 March 22, 2011
mugGet the purple shoelacemug.
A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.
by Biscuits July 3, 2006
mugGet the purple headed yogurt slingermug.

Fat Purple Turtle

1. A person of considerable anoyance; someone that casues you to become very angry, upset or agitated asshole
2. A large animal of the tortiose family which grows to be between 45 and 65 lbs and is distiguished by its purplish tint
3. A really bad teacher
4. If you are either 1 or 3, then you. If not, I am sure you know at least one fat purple turtle
Dude, Mr H. is such a Fat Purple Turtle! I sware, he didn't even read my aper but he still have me a B+, what the hell!
by Sillypantsmcgee February 17, 2006
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