When one person is some how perceived to be better by comparison. It may be driven by envy or true admiration.
by elaine biss March 16, 2008
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* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.
by chocolate french fry October 8, 2008
Get the Penis in a Blanket mug.A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible.
My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
by gaz1 July 21, 2008
Get the Micro Penis mug.A women, or homosexual man, that frequently makes contact with the penis of another. It could be said that he/she is "rolling in penis".
"Did you hear that Shirly got caught giving Tony some head? She's turning into a top notch penis-roller"
by Phonk August 13, 2006
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Get the Penis Cheesecake mug.A giant douche who is prone to skidmarks and duck butter. Synonymous with shitty mcfagpants and mcbutterpants.
Alex is such a penis mcpenis; he always wears that same dirty ass jean jacket and reeks of elderberries. I wish he would cut that damn mullet.
by Hull Kogan March 8, 2004
Get the penis mcpenis mug.When a male undergoes an extended period of time without sex, the penis falls into a comatose state.
Lyn: Did you hook up that girl the other night?
Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(
Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(
by Josh Ward October 21, 2010
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