Toilet

A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.

Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."

by Phazerrr July 14, 2022

Toilet Squad

A toilet big enough to fit 4 people enough to share a shitter for once.

Person 1 YOU HAVE AN OVAL TOILET!
Person 2 I gotta shit. Wanna join?
Person 1 Sure absolutely!

Person 3 Damn my stomach is turning too ill join the Toilet Squad
Person 4 done took a laxative

by Dankdab2020 April 1, 2021

That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023

Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.

Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!

by LordJenal September 2, 2022

Skibidi toilet from the gaza strip

A skibidi toilet from the popular series for drooling toddlers by dafuqboom that also happens to be from the Gaza strip. I don't know what else to put here

Guy A: Hey, have you heard that a real life skibidi toilet was spotted in Gaza?

Guy B: That's a skibidi toilet from the gaza strip!

by goofyfoog March 5, 2024

litty titty toilet

an expression of how good or thurl a person, place, or thing is

“Mom my dentist hurt my mouth”
“So the dentist wasnt litty titty toilet?”

by jess.leeannn June 18, 2024

Toilet Dweller

A racial slur used towards the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!

by MatthewPompeepee December 2, 2021