Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.

Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

Bu

Silly little cat. Usually grey or black. Must have a signature bu stache and fluffy white bæws.

This is a fantastic bu. They have such a fine bu stache.

by Weinerdog17 April 12, 2021

The 168 Bus

A long bleak depressing bus journey, not to mention the bus stinks of McDonald's food and loud rowdy passengers take this bus with the odd couple who make out in the back of the bus.

The seats are usually covered in gum and snots

A guy named Sebastian had to take this bus home after being ghosted by his lifelong friend Aimee

Paul: Are you catching the 168 bus?

Jeremy: No I'm not, I'm getting a taxi thank god

Sean: I'm getting the 168

Adeel: Ouch, good luck sean

by Unique philosopher December 26, 2024

school bus

a prison on wheels but never enough seating room

Guy 1: hey look its the prison bus that speeds down the street every monday and friday

Guy 2: what? prison bus, whats that?

Guy 1: that yellow hell lookin car, a school bus obviously.

by Kawaii~Dot October 31, 2022

Sus Bus

The bus that Roxy Shopee Pumpkin Gee Nelly Dickson takes to and from school

“Did you hear that roxy takes the sus bus to school?”

“Yeah, that’s pretty sus”

by Hoolaflem June 5, 2025

twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.

Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.

by Pinnacle Music October 1, 2009

School Bus

A vehicle created by demons that transport kids into hell

School bus driver: come in kids its time for hell

Kids: nooooo...

by BABABABABBABBASA October 30, 2019