Arizona State University

ASU is where rich, retarded kids go to school

John: "I got into Arizona State University."

Bill: "I mean your a rich retard John so no shit."

by EatShitAndDie March 12, 2019

Royal agricultural university

The “poshest” university in the world, located in the town of cirencester full of toffs who live off mummy and daddy’s money and simply drink the shite out of their livers. Leading over Harper Adams University which no one has ever heard of

“Rah, how many acres do you own” - over heard from most Royal Agriculture University

“Reva keen?”- every Royal Agriculture university on Mondays and Wednesdays

“Shall we go shooting?” - Typical Royal Agricultural University Students

by Fattrustfund32 December 4, 2021

eastern oregon university

A place that wants to be a university desperately but fails at every level. Set in a town far far away where everything closes and nothing is open. This place will do anything to lure you there. The weekends seem like a scene from 28 days later. People like football and Trump. If the taco bell (10 minutes away) wasn`t open sometimes, people will start killing each other.

I can`t remember if I was walking around Eastern Oregon University or watching the shining. I should`ve pinched myself.

by elviaje26 November 26, 2016

Oh my Universe!

This is an alternate to "Oh my God!" for agnostic and atheistic folks. The acronym is omu or OMU.

Oh my Universe! Did you hear what happened yesterday?

This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?

This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.

by LingDanc803 September 9, 2023

Delaware State University

The most underrated HBCU in the country in a dry state. DSU is a campus full of beautiful women and some GROWN DAMN MEN that are serious about their future. And not to mention our Aviation program is one of the many hidden gems along with the college of business... don’t sleep on this giant of a school.

STATE !

Delaware State University is litty and they be having the whole state come down for homecoming .

by Unknown10009 March 6, 2021

The centre of the finite universe

The single point (singularity), in the infinite empty dark void, 'Chaos' from which came The Big Bang; also whence the finite universe (a hyper-massive galaxy cluster, in Chaos) was born and spread.

'Some say that The Big Bang created a blackhole at the centre of the finite universe, which all the galaxies inside it orbit.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 11, 2022

ambrose ali university

A place for the homeless, dirty and frustrated ones and also it is another home for animals. NOTE: the other name for Ambrose Ali University is called REFUGEE CAMP

Son: mom I want to go to the university...

Mom: but we don't have money to pay for things you will need as a student...
Son: mom don't worry my friend told me of a university that accept the frustrated and homeless ones

Mom:what is the name of the university

Son: Ambrose Ali University
Mom: wow, get ready son .. we're going there next week

by Rough marlian April 22, 2020