Block island boys are special. They’ve grown up on the Rhode Island beaches with the sand between their toes and the salty air in their hair. This gives most of them the ‘haven’t showered in two months’ look. Their summer days are spent watching the surf and crushing a 30 rack of coors light before noon. When not chillaxing🤙, many block island boys work construction, making them extremely good with their hands. It’s good that most of them are in these blue collar jobs, because despite being well into their thirties, most Block Island men cannot add to 100. If you get yourself a block island boy that doesn’t fit this narrative—hold on to them❤️
by Patricia_sweeney4 March 23, 2022
Get the Block island boysmug. A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014
Get the Long Island meltdownmug. by Russellsroughneck September 15, 2022
Get the Idiot Islandmug. Thrifty spokesperson from outta nowhere says while in a room with a woman: I Love Danger Island! I think this time I'll bring california and Haiti together!
Really horny women from in the room near sed spokesperson from outta nowhere says while in the same room: If It Hurts too much then you can't have anymore land!
Really horny women from in the room near sed spokesperson from outta nowhere says while in the same room: If It Hurts too much then you can't have anymore land!
by aBarkingDawg January 26, 2012
Get the Danger Islandmug. When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018
Get the long island 2×4mug. Masturbating in a hammock
by anonymous August 20, 2022
Get the Island Stylemug. Rogue Island was a nickname for the U.S State Rhode Island in the 1770's, during the era of the United States before the Articles of Confederation were tossed out. Because the Articles required the approval of all thirteen states at the time in order to be amended, and Rhode Island would never agree to ratify any law (consequently, the Articles were never amended a single time), they became referred to as "Rogue" Island.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2022
Get the Rogue Islandmug.