Road dog

A lazy driver, does nothing except drive then hang up the keys
Never washed truck, has damage and never repairs.

See that kenworth-shes a road dog , see the state of that road dog

Must be a mong driving that road dog

by Fahh-q-765 August 27, 2021

road paving

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.

"yo how was your weekend"
"me and the goon squad went road paving and it was wonderful"

by smegmatary June 22, 2025

Road Edamame

When you are driving in a car and the passenger stuffs an anal beed up your butthole.

I was driving up the mountain when she gave me road edamame. The road was so bumpy the thing made it to the 3rd pod!

by tommy10toes May 27, 2023

Sheil Road Wheelie

A sick wheelie you pull on your BMX cruising down Sheil cos your so excited that you’re going to meet your dealer and finally get your fix

Lad 1 “Did u see Leanne fly past then lad! She was pulling the sickest Sheil Road Wheelie I’ve ever seen”

Lad 2 “ahhh she must be buzzing to get her fix the mad cunt”

by LeanneTheBMXQuestMaster February 11, 2021

ROAD FLIRTS

The steady stream of chicks who eyefuck you from cars in oncoming traffic, often while sitting next to their unaware boyfriends, especially when you're on your Harley.

As the car she was in got nearer I could clearly see her cutesy comehither smile they all can do when they know they are out of range. Road flirts are one of the joys of riding.

by Road god August 15, 2011

road rules

one of the original reality shows, this MTV series puts 7 people that they figure won't get along very well in an RV, send them on random missions to earn money,and let them live (and get in fights) together in front of cameras for a few months.

If you like reality TV you can watch Road Rules on MTV.

by hazeyshadeofgrey July 17, 2003

Road

A stupid thing that kids walk across and I always try to tell me mum to run them over but she doesn’t listen

Jk jk road

by Alfoa June 20, 2019