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Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd
“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”
by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019
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John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.
The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.
by pornstitute January 19, 2022
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John McCainer

A person that eats dinner at 3 to 4 PM or "John McCain time", usually an older person.
(Waiter) Oh, good, it's three o'clock; break time. Unfortunately I still have one John McCainer.
by Shikalika December 30, 2010
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Nicole John

Nicole John is quite a bizzare name for a boy. Whoever gets to know the real him would be dumbfounded. He is smart, streetwise, does not give up easily and is born a bread winner. Oftentimes he is easily distracted but he is just too busy overthinking things that he cannot control. He is not that friendly and picks people carefully before opening up to them but once you get to know him, he is fun to be with, he is loud and has a great sense of humor but also has a tendency to be forgetful. He is a great son, a caring brother,

, a reliable friend, a trustworthy colleague and a loving boyfriend. He is not a gentleman but you can always count on him (unless he forgot your discussion whatsoever) He has his negative traits but when you love a person, you accept their flaws and agree with some terms to make your relationship with them work. He loves to eat but doesn't get fat, he is not sweet but when he is, he'll put time and effort beyond expectations, he care for others but most of the time it was misunderstood and he is easily attracted to other girls but can be expexted to be loyal to his woman. His woman would be lucky to have him. Nicole John is a bizzare name because a Nicole John is a bizarre person you'll be lucky to have in your life.
I love you, Nicole John. Thanks for everything.
by Fheebs June 8, 2021
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john&son

You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons
Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.
by Fmadethis October 31, 2020
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John Titus

Man of Mans. Legend has it, he lives in the woods of Bulloch county, Georgia. He once was jumped by over 15 mexicans, and took a screwdriver to the chest. None of the mexicans were ever seen again. He also made a arrow for his bow out a snake fang he killed with his bare hands. In other words, he's a boss.
by wowpureags December 30, 2012
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John Devoe

Touching kids in an un-kind manner, often agressively.
Did you just John Devoe that kid?

Ew! No!
by Nicedude44 October 16, 2020
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