Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.
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Other person: He’s definitely a Noah he’s quaker asf and he drove his Lambo here
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He’s good at cod and a lot better than Thomas
Has a monster horse cock too
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Has a monster horse cock too
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