by Joe has ligma November 22, 2021
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Douche bag who sings with a mic in one hand and a beer in another.
Would sing all night if he could and would not give a fuck about your ear drums or your reviews. You should be buying him beers so he sings more.
Douche bag who sings with a mic in one hand and a beer in another.
Would sing all night if he could and would not give a fuck about your ear drums or your reviews. You should be buying him beers so he sings more.
Is that Mark going to be at Karaoke again tonight? I’d rather not go then.
Wow listen to that Mark! He was born to sing Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina!
Wow listen to that Mark! He was born to sing Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina!
by Chino Pamo November 22, 2021
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Mark is also a sports guy, he plays a lot of football (soccer), he is sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.
He also is the Sex God of the entire world, so he can smash all the girls around world with his cock.
Mark is also a sports guy, he plays a lot of football (soccer), he is sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.
He also is the Sex God of the entire world, so he can smash all the girls around world with his cock.
"OMG Mark, I don't have the capacity for your cock."
"Mark go deeper!"
"Mark pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean the ball."
"Mark go deeper!"
"Mark pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean the ball."
by IllyrianGod1192 November 23, 2021
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His cock is so big, that it can reach the dobble-headed eagle on the Albanian flag.
He is also a sports guy. As a football player, he can be very agressive and all his friends shouts at him: "sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit." He is also the Sex God. With his massive Cock, is it possible to smash all the girls in the entire World.
His cock is so big, that it can reach the dobble-headed eagle on the Albanian flag.
He is also a sports guy. As a football player, he can be very agressive and all his friends shouts at him: "sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit." He is also the Sex God. With his massive Cock, is it possible to smash all the girls in the entire World.
"OMG Mark, I dont have the capacity for your cock!"
"Go deeper Mark!"
"Mark can you pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean that football?"
"Go deeper Mark!"
"Mark can you pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean that football?"
by IllyrianGod1192 November 23, 2021
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Saturation knows no bounds for this guy! His nickname of Mark the Martian is well deserved because of his love for all things orange and red i.e dildos and strapons!
by PhotographicGod November 23, 2021
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Has his downsides, supports a mediocre football team, lies about his age. Claims to be a lot younger than he actually is.
Has a dubious bond with dogs.
Has his downsides, supports a mediocre football team, lies about his age. Claims to be a lot younger than he actually is.
Has a dubious bond with dogs.
by Hotdog6969 November 23, 2021
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