Matthew

A guy raging for no reason.

Don't be like a Matthew, getting mad over a Jett nerf.

by Rufertei August 09, 2022

Matthew

Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science

Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught

by Lonely_Biatch October 02, 2021

Matthew

A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.

Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.

"Did you take my BCAAs?"
"No. I don't even workout."
"Oh God. I think it's the Matthew.

by Ch0ngz November 23, 2021

Matthew

He’s tall and has lots of tattoos. Thinks all urban dictionary words are written by middle school girls *tin foil hat emoji*

“ Like cmon these were all clearly written by middle school girls” -Matthew

by Spamemailonly November 24, 2021

Matthew

A fucking canabalistic cunt who eats his grandma’s booty for breakfast.

Matthew, the canabalistic cunt is a coon with a Virginia on his head

by Crust crab rapist February 04, 2019

Matthew

related to incest.
that’s all.

person 1: hey have you seen matthew

person 2: he’s kabanging his sister again

by sandymannnnnn May 26, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a sweet, nice, cute loving guy, mostly to have brown curly hair and nice brown eyes. Matthew also is very athletic, and tall. Matthew is very loving when is a relationship, very caring, and always there for you whenever you need him. He’s shy when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, He’s so funny and silly.

Matthew is my world! <3

by Flu3e June 12, 2021