Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up

“Hey yk matthew?” - gorl
“Yah why?” - other gorl
“Matthews a fuckin idiot” - gorl
“U right chica” - other girl

by A literal god April 10, 2019

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Matthew is a huge simp. Someone who is very short and no talent at all.

Person 1: ayy.. look at that short nigga.
Person 2: thats just Matthew

by Campbell Young August 30, 2020

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a short odd boy usually with a troubled past. very outgoing and offen misunderstood. he is loving and never realy hold a grudge unless it is funny.

hey theres matthew!

by beebo1987 May 8, 2018

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Matthew is the most gorgeous boy I’ve ever seen in my life. He has beautiful sandy brown hair and greenish blue eyes that you can get lost in. He is very smart, confident, loyal, calm and just my favorite darling. I pray to God that he will maybe take interest in me one day.

You just can’t help but fall in love with him. He is just so irresistibly cute, you just want to grab him and hold him forever.
You could fall asleep in his lap and he wouldn’t even mind.
Matthew’s friends absolutely adore him and love him.

Matthew is very laid back and just a calm, quiet person who doesn’t get angry easily but when he does, oh boy.

He is the most beautiful person I’ve ever laid my eyes on. Keep Matthew near you for the rest of your life.

Hey Matthew, you will probably not see this because I’m just some random Hungarian girl in your class. But I think about you all the time. I love you, darling.

by Issey_Rain October 10, 2022

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