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Matthew

a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever

he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls

and is a well known truck driver who rapes people
by penis enjoyer64 July 11, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is the boy with the looks, the personality, and really everything a girl wants. He is so clueless that he will play with tons of girls' hearts. Every girl wants him even though most likely he will never be taken. Usually, Matthews only fall for one girl in their whole life, and who ever that girl is, is hella lucky.
Wow, he is probably a Matthew.
by My_love_life_sucks October 28, 2020
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Matthew

Local white boy always nice to hang with.
Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.
by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019
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Matthew alan Logsdon

Insult for someone who kisses their lil brother
by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022
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Matthew Hernendez

A former SML wiki admin who was strict as fuck. He would block users unfairly (such as blocking someone just because another user did not like them), add new stupid rules, and make dumb decisions without permission from any other admin.

He even once encouraged other users to send porn to minors and said a racist slur a few times. Additionally, he ban evaded with an alt account when his main account got banned from the wiki.
User 1: Who was the worst admin on the SML wiki?
User 2: Matthew Hernendez, he literally was strict as hell.
by Uzbekistan is the best December 3, 2024
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Matthew Wells

The best boyfriend in the world. He is also a great football playyer, basketball player, hockey player and everything else. He treats you with upmost respect and is always there for you. He is handsome and kind and loving and nurturing.
Wow bet you wish you could date matthew wells
by Charlie’schickens2819 September 1, 2018
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Wyatt Matthews

The Burg Khalifa (tallest building in the world)

thats all you need
"why cant he fit in the door? He's so tall he can only fit his chins in!"

"oh, thats just Wyatt Matthews
by someone super funny November 11, 2021
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