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Lauren Boebert

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater
“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
by Willybear April 22, 2025
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laurenforcement

"Laurenforcement" and "Lorenforcement" sound da same, so just hearing it instead of seeing it in print wouldn't tell you if male or female officers were being referred to.
by QuacksO August 9, 2025
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Lauren

Lauren is a two-faced person, but not just a typical two-faced person but something way different. You see, when she is around the girls, she is very petite, very demure, very innocent, very dominant and a super leader. However, when she is around the boys, she turns into a whole another breed. She becomes the nastiest slut I have ever seen! She is fierce and flirty, and often gets wet easily! So it wouldn’t be a problem if you’re a male!
A girl friend: Hey Lauren, wanna hang out with him?
Lauren: Omg yes I am getting turned on!
A girl friend: But he is your cousin!
by blacksonistheblackest September 7, 2025
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Lauren

Lauren is a horrible driver
by KRMSH September 18, 2025
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Lauren B

An extremely funny girl. She's possibly obsessed with Object Shows. She is somewhat mean but nice sometimes. She has a soft spot for soft smart people even though she might act cold towards them. Sometime's she is readable and hides her feelings. She is also sometimes mysterious. She is a person who is loves to sing but is very shy. And if she likes you, GOOD LUCK GETTING RID OF HER! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE I TELL YOU!
"Lauren B is a very cool person!"
by AineSlayBaddie May 8, 2025
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Lauren weaver

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.
This girl lauren weaver is the queen of alaskin pipe lines
by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025
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Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.
What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.
by Toadloaf November 9, 2025
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