The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.

“Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”

by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025

July 8th

national prank your mother day, prank your mother and don’t go easy on her either.

it’s july 8th! i’m gonna prank my mom.

“hey mom i need to tell you something”
“what’s up?”
“im pregnant”
*brain explodes*

by alligatorsareawfullyweird July 8, 2025

julys

a little boy that hates it when people pronounce his name like the month instead of how its actually pronounced (joo-ly). he is asexual

julys is a weirdo

by jeulieeees June 17, 2024

July 11

July 11th is heather Samaan’s birthday

I the almost july 11th, that’s Heather Samaan’s birthday!

by Gdhdbdjbdve July 10, 2021

July 26th

National send your boyfriend or boy best friend arch pics day

Amigo 1: You did you get arch pics?
Amigo 2: No. Why?
Amigo 1: It's July 26th.

by A Horny Dumbass July 26, 2025

July 23

Church camp hookup day

Joe: did you see that its July 23? church camp hookup day?

Mama: yeah I can’t wait to blow Mary’s back out

by GT_Spectre April 14, 2022

21st of july

National Jared Appreciation day!!

Yo what day is it today?
It's the 21st of july
You mean 𝐉𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐲 ?
Abso-fucking-lutely right!

by ave xp July 20, 2022