Unicorn-Job

Someome fucking another person(s) with a party hat on their forehead.
Man A: At my sisters 8th birthday party this clown was gving away free unicorn-jobs in the bathroom.
Man B: That sounds kinda sketchy.
Man A: Harglebrah!
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Fro Job

A sexual act given through creating friction between a person's afro and a second person's penis. Similar to a blow job or a hand job.
"You see that guy's afro?"

"Yeah, it's perfect... I just wanna fuck it."

"Ew... you're into fro jobs?"
by E-Rud August 13, 2009
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Job Hoarder

A job hoarder is someone that currently works more than one job at a time. Many job hoarders feel the need to constantly search for and accept new job opportunities despite commitments to current jobs.

Job Hoarders have a unique talent of acquiring several jobs within a short period of time regardless of external problems such as economical struggle or lack of qualifications. The most common type of job hoarder will work a shop/retail job daily whilst pursuing a waiter/bar job on the evenings. in some serious cases job hoarders acquire side jobs such as stealing, drug smuggling or even prostitution, this is to fill the hours which are not taken by scheduled working hours.

Job Hoarders often face much abuse and negative feedback from their peers, especially if one or more of the peer group is currently unemployed and searching for a job.
“Terry got a job at the bar”, that’s the third job he has… what a stinking “Job Hoarder

Barry isn’t home, he is in town “Hoard-ing Jobs”

Just leave me alone you dirty “Job Hoarder”

That’s my second job in a week !, I hope people don’t think I am a Job Hoarder
by cynicalbastard12 May 26, 2011
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Nose job

When a male stick his erect penis towards the tip of her nose hole while she’s sleeping and tries to fuck her nose
Bro last night I gave Jenny a nose job
by Mamamas June 04, 2019
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Joe-Job

Any sexual acts performed by a Joe
Amy: Joe was very weak last night

Harry: One too many Joe-Jobs
by Chico Mendes February 25, 2016
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Neck Job

When you stick your dick between your conjoined head partners and fuck their necks. Similar to a titty fuck, but with necks.
Frank: "I got a neck job from Beth and Ann."

Joe: "The sisters with the conjoined heads?"

Frank: "Yeah, totally fucked their necks. Fucking sweet."
by Neckfucker February 17, 2017
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goggle job

Cross between the arabian goggles, and a blowjob. Involves putting your balls over a chicks eyes, and your dick in her mouth.
Damn, that bitch gave a good goggle jobin' last night
by unknown June 11, 2004
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