January 03 and October 20

Meant to be together hot probably father and daughter but omfg

Omg they are so hot together the must be bot january 03 and october 20.

Or omg father and daughter so cute the must be born January 03 October 20.

by Thisisfactitsbeenproven April 9, 2022

January

The month where the smart, bright , amazing, outstanding people are born. If you are born in January people like you as a friend. Or some people may like you more than just a friend. January is when you can be free because its a new year!

January is the beginning of the year and is when you can almost fix everything.

by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020

January 28th

National windmill Russ day.

I can’t believe it’s January 28th it’s national windmill Russ day, he’s fucked.

by Logangarang January 28, 2021

Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month

"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."

by Djes_ January 29, 2021

January 29

National tell your crush you like them day!

You: Hey I like you. It's January 29th, I have to say this!
Them: I like you too!

by JustAKayla January 27, 2022

January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.

January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.

by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021

January 8th

Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.

1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th

2nd guy: Why?

1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.

by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023