June-uary

An atmospheric occurrence where summer is guaranteed to be delayed until after Independence Day due to nearly continuous rain in the Pacific Northwest. This is intermixed with mother nature's taunting of occasional one or two days of 60's in late winter or early spring. A sure-fire way to send Pacific Northwesterners into deeper depression.

Well Bob, don't be fooled by those couple days of 60's in April, summer isn't going to start till July 5th since we're still in fucking June-uary.

by Poofyjacketman June 6, 2022

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June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage

June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.

Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro

by renegaderadar June 26, 2020

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June 8

National naked exercise day: a day to celebrate your body by exercising naked. With a loved one or alone! Celebrate your body!

June 8 is national naked exercise day!

by National Archive June 8, 2022

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June 12

Your a Gemini and your gonna fall in love with Aquarius that starts with a k and with a e and y'all will have great kids and love yeah other to death do y'all apart even know y'all argu y'all will love and care about each other

June 12 meaning Gemini and loved and crazy and different personalities

by IG:thatboiifire2 November 22, 2021

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June 23rd

The Day of the Reckoning, sex day, hehe :)

I want June 23rd to come so fuck day yes.

by funny sex man February 12, 2021

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June 13th

if you were born on june 13th, you’re a bad bitch. nobody can tell you shit. people born on june 13th have great intuition and are definitely smarter than you.

omg she was born on june 13th? we better stay away from her before she takes our mans😣

by BERNADETTE THE RATTY November 23, 2021

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