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Internet Fisherman 

A guy, between the ages of 15 and 30, that stays on Chat Roulette through the night until ungodly hours of the morning just to look for women. They usually end this fishing trip without any catches. If they have caught something, it is usually a 10-15 year old boy posing as a girl for shits and giggles. The Ibternet Fisherman's favorite bait is either a picture of them shirtless, or their penis.
Brett: Doug is a complete Internet Fisherman.

Erik: I know he has never gotten a single girl on there.
Anthony: I'm a ginger
Brett: He needs better bait then him shirtless.
Erik: I like shirtless men...
Brett: Well, I'm going to bed scarred tonight.
Erik: Hehehe

Internet Paranoid 

One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"

Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
Internet Paranoid by HoustonH December 12, 2010

Internet Birthday 

When every day is your birthday so you can get 'e-love' and praise from your internet buddies. This can also be exploited in online games to earn items or prizes from people.
L33tCr0wn: OMG ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, CAN I HAV SOME STUFF?
gullibleperson1: REALLY? You want this fo' free?
sensiblehuman07: Didn't you say it was your birthday last thursday?
L33tCr0wn:...
sensiblehuman07: Oh I get it. It's your internet birthday, right?

Internet Research 

Code for cracking one off when you're meant to be studying
"I'll just be in my room doing some internet research." fap fap fap

internet killed tv 

A well known youtube couple named Charles and Alli Trippy along with their dogs, Zoe and Marley. They can also be called CTFxC (charles trippy friend core).
I keep wanting to watch some more internet killed tv videos!

Internet Explorer 

The world best browser to download another better web browser.
I use Internet Explorer to download Mozilla Firefox because I deserve it.
Internet Explorer by Nuketail March 18, 2015