piss golden showers

WHen you piss on someone and ur pee is yellow

John wanted to Piss Golden showers on Meg, despite telling him she is not into his piss kink

by Waifuwars October 28, 2020

New York Shower

Walking/standing in the streets of NYC and having water from the back of ACs from floors above you that aren't properly draining drip onto you, leaving you confused, angry, and slightly disgusted.

"I was waiting for my chop cheese outside the bodega cause it got mad crowded and the whole time that bitch neighbor's AC was giving me and my girl a New York Shower. Mad disgusting."

Non-resident: What the fuck--it's not raining. Where's this water coming from?

New Yorker: You just got a New York Shower, kid.

by hustletoast September 20, 2021

shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing

Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

three-point shower

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.

Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.

by JeremyNeo June 9, 2016

washington white shower

After taking many vitamin E supplements, this is when you shower your girlfriend in cum causing her to cum rivers as well

Jack gave Caitlin a washington white shower as a present because she made him a bunch of sandwiches

by lolcrackforever March 23, 2016

couples baby shower

A baby shower where men are encouraged to attend, usually at the insistance of and with their significant other.

A phrase used to convince men that their attendance at a baby shower is expected or somehow a normal practice.

Note: This orgin of this phrase was traced to "O" magazine. Apparenlty, the author suggested the term's use to force men to attend these traditionally "women only" events during hunting or football season.

Oh honey, come to the baby shower! Look the invite says its a couples baby shower.

by Not tcope September 25, 2013

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021