Trump: Canada will be the 51st state of the United States and Justin Trudeau will be the Governor of Canada.
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Get the Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal moving to United States mug.If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.
Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
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Get the Penn State mug.Hym "THE STATE isn't a wholey antagonistic organization, acting in bad faith, to harass, stalk, and gaslight people they have slandered until they can find a way to deprive them of rights in the absence of a charge! YOU ARE! YOU are not the state, Destiny! But YOU ARE the other thing! All to create the illusion that you are doing something substantive about the eternal fact that anyone who wants to fuck or murder you kids, just GETS to do that. And no one has to care because your baby momma didn't fuck them. And they don't. Ha! Hahaha! So no. Complete divulging of the information regarding who this is happening to and who is doing it and then the people doing it need to be brought up on charges and if their kids are under 18 they need to have their kids taken into protective custody. Because you are not reasonable or intelligent people and if you can't protect your kids without violating the rights of other people, YOU ARE A DANGER TO OTHER PEOPLE. Oooooor... Oooooor some random kid can just pay the price for what you are actively trying to do. It's over. No more Muslim gang rape distraction. No more chicken or egg. You. Punishment and losing your kids. OR you losing your kids as punishment. Indiscriminately. It is the only way to remind you that you are not the state and that other people's rights matter INDEPENDENTLY from whether or not your kids might get fucked or murdered. Well... That's not the ONLY way..."
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Get the <.7..9.7.6.>A True United States Of America Accident A<.7.9.7.6.> mug.the 64 states map is a joke map of the united states published on december 15, 2023 by the webcomic xkcd which reads "geography challenge: can you label all the states?" just google it to find the image of it.
at first glance, it looks like a normal united states map with all distinctly-shaped states like california, idaho, texas, minnesota, michigan, ohio (who can forget that one?), florida, maryland, etc.
however when you glance closer, you realize a bunch of fake states have been added, most of them being in the west. most of them look like wyoming and colorado copies, due to them being rectangles. (why couldn't there have been a second florida- wait, nevermind)
the map got labeled by various people, coming up with hilarious names for the states.
here are what look like fake states.
fake state 1: between oregon and california. somewhat rectangle shaped, except for the west coast part.
fake state 2: to the northeast of nevada. almost rectangle shaped.
fake state 3: between arizona and new mexico. nicknamed "newer mexico."
fake state 4: to the west of north dakota.
fake state 5: to the west of south dakota.
now here's the hard part: the multiple rectangles. even i don't know which one is the actual wyoming and colorado, they're all rectangle shaped.
at first glance, it looks like a normal united states map with all distinctly-shaped states like california, idaho, texas, minnesota, michigan, ohio (who can forget that one?), florida, maryland, etc.
however when you glance closer, you realize a bunch of fake states have been added, most of them being in the west. most of them look like wyoming and colorado copies, due to them being rectangles. (why couldn't there have been a second florida- wait, nevermind)
the map got labeled by various people, coming up with hilarious names for the states.
here are what look like fake states.
fake state 1: between oregon and california. somewhat rectangle shaped, except for the west coast part.
fake state 2: to the northeast of nevada. almost rectangle shaped.
fake state 3: between arizona and new mexico. nicknamed "newer mexico."
fake state 4: to the west of north dakota.
fake state 5: to the west of south dakota.
now here's the hard part: the multiple rectangles. even i don't know which one is the actual wyoming and colorado, they're all rectangle shaped.
fake state 6: to the east of idaho. not sure if it's the wyoming, or a fake state.
fake state 7: to the northeast of utah. could be a wyoming.
fake state 8: to the west of nebraska. more square-shaped. could be a wyoming.
fake state 9: to the west of nebraska and kansas. could be a colorado.
fake state 10: to the east of utah. could be a colorado.
back to the more recognizable non wyoming/colorado states.
fake state 11: between south dakota and nebraska.
fake state 12: an arkansas clone. between missouri/arkansas and louisiana, depending on which one you think is the real arkansas.
fake state 13: a tennessee clone. between kentucky/tennessee and the tops of mississippi and alabama, depending on which one you think is the real tennessee.
fake state 14: between indiana and ohio.
fake state 15: between north and south carolina. nicknamed "central carolina" because it's in between the two.
fake state 16: between new hampshire and maine. nicknamed "evil new hampshire" by someone on the internet.
my older twin claire showed me the 64 states map. i couldn't tell which one was the actual wyoming.
fake state 7: to the northeast of utah. could be a wyoming.
fake state 8: to the west of nebraska. more square-shaped. could be a wyoming.
fake state 9: to the west of nebraska and kansas. could be a colorado.
fake state 10: to the east of utah. could be a colorado.
back to the more recognizable non wyoming/colorado states.
fake state 11: between south dakota and nebraska.
fake state 12: an arkansas clone. between missouri/arkansas and louisiana, depending on which one you think is the real arkansas.
fake state 13: a tennessee clone. between kentucky/tennessee and the tops of mississippi and alabama, depending on which one you think is the real tennessee.
fake state 14: between indiana and ohio.
fake state 15: between north and south carolina. nicknamed "central carolina" because it's in between the two.
fake state 16: between new hampshire and maine. nicknamed "evil new hampshire" by someone on the internet.
my older twin claire showed me the 64 states map. i couldn't tell which one was the actual wyoming.
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Pronunciation: /ˈpær.ə.tri.ət/
Noun:
A person who blindly regurgitates patriotic slogans, misquoted historical events, or misunderstood constitutional ideas, mistaking repetition for genuine understanding.
Pronunciation: /ˈpær.ə.tri.ət/
Noun:
A person who blindly regurgitates patriotic slogans, misquoted historical events, or misunderstood constitutional ideas, mistaking repetition for genuine understanding.
“Even after the Dixiecrats switched to the GOP in the 1960s, this Memephis State grad still insists the party of Lincoln is the same one we have today.”
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